Found these in the Iowa View in the Des Moines Register. Can't take credit for their wit but thought everyone would get a good chuckle.

It's so hot in Iowa.........the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It's so hot in Iowa.........your biggest fear in a motorcycle wreck is. "what if I get knocked out and end up on the pavement and cook to death?"

And there are more.

It's hot in Texas....dry, too.

....if only....

Summer in Scotland - rain, more rain, and yet more rain. The barley fields are looking more like paddy fields... I vaguely remember what the sun looks like...

Originally Posted by sandra

....if only....

Summer in Scotland - rain, more rain, and yet more rain. The barley fields are looking more like paddy fields... I vaguely remember what the sun looks like...

One extreme or the other all over the world.

Originally Posted by daisymae70

One extreme or the other all over the world.

Hey, I'm not complaining. With the kids all off school for the summer, and the rain keeping them indoors, it's all the more opportunity for me to make money with the little darlings "breaking" their precious computers....

Originally Posted by sandra

Hey, I'm not complaining. With the kids all off school for the summer, and the rain keeping them indoors, it's all the more opportunity for me to make money with the little darlings "breaking" their precious computers....

Ahhhhh...the sound of an optimist.

Ahhhhh...the sound of an optimist.

Originally Posted by popeye67

Naah, everyone knows that's the guy you go to who looks at your eyes and tells you whether or not you need glasses.

Ha, ha, ha to both of you. However, I might need to see that guy about the glasses. Thanks for the definitions.

Originally Posted by popeye67

Guilty - as charged - and I do like charging! I have the invoices to prove it!